{"id":2388,"date":"2020-12-30T20:49:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-31T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/2007\/12\/30\/funny-negotiation-story\/"},"modified":"2023-11-30T11:09:10","modified_gmt":"2023-11-30T15:09:10","slug":"funny-negotiation-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/blog\/funny-negotiation-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Negotiation Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, as I posted a few days ago, I\u2019ve been shopping for a new car.<\/p>\n<p>Coincidentally, a few weeks ago, my wife and I were looking at property values for a nearby neighborhood with million-dollar houses. We found that two of the most valuable houses were owned by the owners of a couple of the local car dealers.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s lots of money in selling cars, I guess!<\/p>\n<p>I was torn between two similar models from Jeep and Hyundai. Well, I decided that if I could get the price I was looking for, I would go with the Jeep.<\/p>\n<p>So I went to the dealer \u2013 let\u2019s call it <strong>Smith\u2019s<\/strong> Chrysler Jeep to protect the innocent \u2013 to negotiate, backed by all of the Consumer Reports information I gathered.<\/p>\n<p>The salesperson went back to his manager and improved upon his most recent quote. Of course, I said that I wanted a lower price.<\/p>\n<p>The salesperson said \u201cWe\u2019re not really making any money on this vehicle at this price point. I mean, it\u2019s not like a Dodge Ram that has thousands of dollars of markup. There\u2019s no markup left.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I said, \u201cC\u2019mon Jim. You know and I know that there\u2019s markup left. I got all of the information from Consumer Reports. True, it might not be enough to pay Mr. <strong>Smith\u2019s<\/strong> mortgage, but there\u2019s still some juice there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then I hear a voice from over my shoulder saying: \u201cWhat\u2019s this about Mr. Smith\u2019s mortgage?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I turn to find Mr. Smith \u2013 the owner of this rather large dealership. Haha!<\/p>\n<p>So Mr. Smith sat down and got more aggressive with the deal, I challenged a few numbers he wrote down, and he further swung the price my way. We reached a price point I was happy with and bought the car.<\/p>\n<p>I always teach my students to negotiate directly with the decision-maker and was planning on asking to speak with the sales manager\/finance guy once we got to the appropriate point, but didn\u2019t plan on things happening the way they did \u2013 in such a funny way.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><b>Recommended Reading<\/b><\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lms.nextlevelpurchasing.com\/products\/7-steps-for-negotiating-optional-procurements\">7 Steps for Negotiating Optional Procurements<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lms.nextlevelpurchasing.com\/\">Incorporating Value-Driven Procurement Into Negotiations <\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lms.nextlevelpurchasing.com\/products\/8-bad-negotiation-assumptions\">8 Bad Negotiation Assumptions<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lms.nextlevelpurchasing.com\/\">The Art of the Procurement Negotiation Offer <\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lms.nextlevelpurchasing.com\/\">Using a Should Cost Model in Negotiation\u00a0<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s1\"><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/lms.nextlevelpurchasing.com\/\"><b>NLPA Learning<\/b><\/a><b>:<\/b>\u00a0Looking for authoritative procurement templates, tools, webinars, and more? Stop trying to create resources from scratch and start taking advantage of having exactly what you need right at your fingertips in\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/lms.nextlevelpurchasing.com\/\">NLPA Learning<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, as I posted a few days ago, I\u2019ve been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":4038,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-procurement"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v19.4 (Yoast SEO v19.13) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Funny Negotiation Story - NLPA<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Negotiate directly with the decision-maker and was planning on asking to speak with the sales manager\/finance guy once we got to the appropriate point, but didn\u2019t plan on things happening the way they did \u2013 in such a funny way.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/blog\/funny-negotiation-story\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Funny Negotiation Story\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Negotiate directly with the decision-maker and was planning on asking to speak with the sales manager\/finance guy once we got to the appropriate point, but didn\u2019t plan on things happening the way they did \u2013 in such a funny way.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/blog\/funny-negotiation-story\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Next Level Purchasing Association (NLPA)\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/NextLevelPurchasing\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2020-12-31T01:49:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2023-11-30T15:09:10+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/11\/nlpa-images-047.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1600\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1101\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Galo Matagay\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@nextlevelpurch\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@nextlevelpurch\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Galo Matagay\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/blog\/funny-negotiation-story\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/blog\/funny-negotiation-story\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Galo Matagay\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/#\/schema\/person\/72d094fab77892483dfa6e061cb27eaa\"},\"headline\":\"Funny Negotiation Story\",\"datePublished\":\"2020-12-31T01:49:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2023-11-30T15:09:10+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/blog\/funny-negotiation-story\/\"},\"wordCount\":422,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/#organization\"},\"articleSection\":[\"Procurement\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/blog\/funny-negotiation-story\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.certitrek.com\/nlpa\/blog\/funny-negotiation-story\/\",\"name\":\"Funny Negotiation Story - 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